What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

 

What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Girls should know what the hell is that. If boys don't know, I'd like to popularize science

First of all, this is not salted egg Superman's eyes. This is an invisible bra. It can be adsorbed on the skin, suitable for girls in wearing backless clothes, or strapless clothes when consolidating the chest shape.Its principle is that silica gel and skin have a certain viscosity,

  

  

  

 so it can be adsorbed. Usually it can be washed and dried and reused hundreds of times. But the tragedy is that you never know if it will stick 99 or 98 times. Because of the hot weather in summer,

 the air conditioner in our office broke again. When I used it for the eighth time, a disaster happened. With working hard, I suddenly felt that it fell off. I think it doesn't matter.

 I holded my chest secretly, and I could stick it back. But obviously, because of too much sweat, it's getting looser and looser.

 

So I asked my best friends for help: what can I do to help him recover his stickiness quickly?

Everyone said calmly, "wash and dry, and then dry the sweat on your chest."

(Bullsh*t, I'm not an idiot,ok? Don't I know it myself)

"But I'm not in the office, am I hanging this in the office? On my computer monitor? Besides, isn't it slip?

"You can stick it to it. It works the same way as a cream patch. "

My expression at the moment：😓

OK, let's do it, but I still need to go out and buy bras. I was riding my bicycle to the mall, and suddenly, there was a hard object on the ground, so I gently bumped, just for a moment... ...

It rolled down my dress on my chest and fell to the ground.

  

  

On the street, men or women, old or young, were waiting leisurely for the traffic lights. They saw a woman drop a lump of things that looked like breasts to the ground. They were all stunned. They looked carefully, carefully, carefully ... ...

I tried to pretend that nothing happened...I bent over to pick it up and threw it in the trash can.

To be honest， I didn't have time for embarrassment and sadness at that time, because I kept thinking in my mind: band aid, band aid, hold on !band aid!